Joke Of The Day - 6/1/11
Wednesday, June 1st, 2011Q. How are women and tornadoes alike?
A. They both moan when they come and take the house when they leave.
Posts Tagged ‘women jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 5/12/11
Thursday, May 12th, 2011Q. What is six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women crazy?
A. Money!
Joke Of The Day - 4/26/11
Tuesday, April 26th, 2011Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we do not get some support soon people will think we are nuts!
Joke Of The Day - 3/14/11
Monday, March 14th, 2011Q. What is six inches long that women love?
A. Folding money.
Joke Of The Day - 2/8/11
Tuesday, February 8th, 2011Q. What does do women and milk cartons have in common?
A. You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.
Joke Of The Day - 2/3/11
Thursday, February 3rd, 2011Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid?
A. When you open her legs the lights go on.
Joke Of The Day - 1/26/11
Wednesday, January 26th, 2011Q. How are women and linoleum floors alike?
A. You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
Joke Of The Day - 12/4/10
Saturday, December 4th, 2010Q. How many men does it take to open a beer bottle?
A. None It should be open when she brings it to you!
Joke Of The Day - 11/23/10
Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They do not have balls to scratch!
Joke Of The Day - 11/17/10
Wednesday, November 17th, 2010Q. What does do women and milk cartons have in common?
A. You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.
