Joke Of The Day - 1/27/12
Friday, January 27th, 2012Q. How is a woman like a condom?
A. Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Posts Tagged ‘women jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 12/18/11
Sunday, December 18th, 2011Q. How are women and linoleum floors alike?
A. You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
Joke Of The Day - 12/4/11
Sunday, December 4th, 2011Q. Why do men always give their penis a name?
A. Because they don’t want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them.
Joke Of The Day - 9/12/11
Monday, September 12th, 2011Q. What do rocks and women have in common?
A. You skip the flat ones!
Joke Of The Day - 8/25/11
Thursday, August 25th, 2011Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
Joke Of The Day - 6/22/11
Wednesday, June 22nd, 2011Q. Why do women wear black underwear?
A. They are mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.
Joke Of The Day - 6/1/11
Wednesday, June 1st, 2011Q. How are women and tornadoes alike?
A. They both moan when they come and take the house when they leave.
Joke Of The Day - 5/12/11
Thursday, May 12th, 2011Q. What is six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women crazy?
A. Money!
Joke Of The Day - 4/26/11
Tuesday, April 26th, 2011Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we do not get some support soon people will think we are nuts!
Joke Of The Day - 3/14/11
Monday, March 14th, 2011Q. What is six inches long that women love?
A. Folding money.
