Posts Tagged ‘woman jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 10/13/11

Thursday, October 13th, 2011

Q. Why haven’t we sent a woman to the moon?
A. It does not need cleaning.

Joke Of The Day - 10/9/11

Sunday, October 9th, 2011

Q. What is the best way for a woman to give a guy a hand job?
A. With her mouth.

Joke Of The Day - 6/29/11

Wednesday, June 29th, 2011

Q. What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
A. Liquor in the front and poker in the back!

Joke Of The Day - 6/13/11

Monday, June 13th, 2011

Q. How many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs?
A. One Post, two Globes, and many Times.

Joke Of The Day - 6/3/11

Friday, June 3rd, 2011

Q. Why is a woman’s pussy like a warm toilet seat?
A. They both feel good but you wonder who was there before you.

Joke Of The Day - 4/5/11

Tuesday, April 5th, 2011

Q. What is six inches long, two inches wide and drives women crazy?
A. Money.

Joke Of The Day - 4/2/11

Saturday, April 2nd, 2011

Q. What is the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A. A fridge does not fart when you pull your meat out.

Joke Of The Day - 2/15/11

Tuesday, February 15th, 2011

Q. What is the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A. A fridge does not fart when you pull your meat out!

Joke Of The Day - 2/10/11

Thursday, February 10th, 2011

Q. How many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs?
A. One Post, two Globes, and many Times.

Joke Of The Day - 9/12/10

Sunday, September 12th, 2010

Q. How is a woman like a condom?
A. Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.