Posts Tagged ‘woman jokes’
Thursday, October 13th, 2011
Q. Why haven’t we sent a woman to the moon?
A. It does not need cleaning.
Tags: cleaning jokes, moon jokes, woman jokes
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Sunday, October 9th, 2011
Q. What is the best way for a woman to give a guy a hand job?
A. With her mouth.
Tags: blow job jokes, hand job jokes, sex jokes, woman jokes
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Wednesday, June 29th, 2011
Q. What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
A. Liquor in the front and poker in the back!
Tags: bar jokes, good bars, liquor jokes, poker jokes, slut jokes, woman jokes
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Monday, June 13th, 2011
Q. How many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs?
A. One Post, two Globes, and many Times.
Tags: between womens legs, legs jokes, legs open, news jokes, newspaper jokes, woman jokes
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Friday, June 3rd, 2011
Q. Why is a woman’s pussy like a warm toilet seat?
A. They both feel good but you wonder who was there before you.
Tags: dirty jokes, pussy jokes, sick jokes, toilet jokes, woman jokes
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Tuesday, April 5th, 2011
Q. What is six inches long, two inches wide and drives women crazy?
A. Money.
Tags: crazy jokes, funny jokes, long and wide jokes, money jokes, six inches long, two inches wide, woman jokes
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Saturday, April 2nd, 2011
Q. What is the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A. A fridge does not fart when you pull your meat out.
Tags: fart jokes, fridge jokes, pull your meat out, woman and fridge, woman farting, woman jokes
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Tuesday, February 15th, 2011
Q. What is the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A. A fridge does not fart when you pull your meat out!
Tags: differences jokes, fridge jokes, meat jokes, pull out your meat, woman and fridge, woman jokes
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Thursday, February 10th, 2011
Q. How many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs?
A. One Post, two Globes, and many Times.
Tags: between woman legs, clever jokes, globes, many times, post, times, woman jokes, woman sex jokes
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Sunday, September 12th, 2010
Q. How is a woman like a condom?
A. Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Tags: condom jokes, condoms and women, dick jokes, scum bag jokes, wallet jokes, woman jokes
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