Joke Of The Day - 4/30/12
Monday, April 30th, 2012Q. What is the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A. A fridge does not fart when you pull your meat out.
Posts Tagged ‘woman jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 3/27/12
Tuesday, March 27th, 2012Q. How is a woman like a laxative?
A. They both irritate the shit out of you.
Joke Of The Day - 3/4/12
Sunday, March 4th, 2012Q. What is the closest thing similar to a woman’s period?
A. Your salary it comes once a month lasts about 5 days and if it does not come means you are in big trouble.
Joke Of The Day - 2/18/12
Saturday, February 18th, 2012Q. Why is a woman’s pussy like a warm toilet seat?
A. They both feel good but you wonder who was there before you.
Joke Of The Day - 10/13/11
Thursday, October 13th, 2011Q. Why haven’t we sent a woman to the moon?
A. It does not need cleaning.
Joke Of The Day - 10/9/11
Sunday, October 9th, 2011Q. What is the best way for a woman to give a guy a hand job?
A. With her mouth.
Joke Of The Day - 6/29/11
Wednesday, June 29th, 2011Q. What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
A. Liquor in the front and poker in the back!
Joke Of The Day - 6/13/11
Monday, June 13th, 2011Q. How many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs?
A. One Post, two Globes, and many Times.
Joke Of The Day - 6/3/11
Friday, June 3rd, 2011Q. Why is a woman’s pussy like a warm toilet seat?
A. They both feel good but you wonder who was there before you.
Joke Of The Day - 4/5/11
Tuesday, April 5th, 2011Q. What is six inches long, two inches wide and drives women crazy?
A. Money.
