Posts Tagged ‘wife jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 1/2/12

Monday, January 2nd, 2012

Q. What is the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck.

Joke Of The Day - 12/27/11

Tuesday, December 27th, 2011

Q. What is the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You do not have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Joke Of The Day - 5/17/11

Tuesday, May 17th, 2011

Q. How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower?
A. Give the bitch a shovel.

Joke Of The Day - 8/17/10

Tuesday, August 17th, 2010

Q. What’s the difference between a penis and a bonus?
A. Your wife will always blow your bonus!

Joke Of The Day - 8/10/10

Tuesday, August 10th, 2010

Q. What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A. Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

Joke of the day - 5/27/10

Thursday, May 27th, 2010

Q. What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck.

Joke of the day - 11/14/09

Saturday, November 14th, 2009

Q. How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower?
A. Give the bitch a shovel.

Joke of the day - 12/7/08

Sunday, December 7th, 2008

Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant
A. Marry it.