Posts Tagged ‘virgin jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 5/24/12

Thursday, May 24th, 2012

Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A. Goes in tight!

Joke Of The Day - 5/17/12

Thursday, May 17th, 2012

Q. What is the difference between a Virgin and a washing machine?
A. The washing machine does not follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it!

Joke Of The Day - 3/11/12

Sunday, March 11th, 2012

Q. What do you call an afghan virgin?
A. Never bin laid on.

Joke Of The Day - 2/9/12

Thursday, February 9th, 2012

Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A. Goes in tight!

Joke Of The Day - 1/4/12

Wednesday, January 4th, 2012

Q. What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?
A. All it takes is one prick and its all over.

Joke Of The Day - 6/14/11

Tuesday, June 14th, 2011

Q. What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?
A. All it takes is one prick and its all over.

Joke Of The Day - 5/9/11

Monday, May 9th, 2011

Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A. Goes in tight!

Joke Of The Day - 4/13/11

Wednesday, April 13th, 2011

Q. What is the difference between a Virgin and a washing machine?
A. The washing machine does not follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it!

Joke Of The Day - 2/23/11

Wednesday, February 23rd, 2011

Q. What do you call an afghan virgin?
A. Mever bin laid on!

Joke Of The Day - 1/29/11

Saturday, January 29th, 2011

Q. What is a virgin and a balloon have in common?
A. All it takes is one prick and its all over.