Joke of the day - 5/14/10
Friday, May 14th, 2010Q. What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
A. “I’ll see you next month.”
Q. What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
A. “I’ll see you next month.”
A vampire goes in a bar and asks for boiling water. The bartender says, “I thought you only drank blood.”
The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, “I am having tea.”
Q. Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
A. To improve his bite.