Posts Tagged ‘vampires’

Joke of the day - 5/14/10

Friday, May 14th, 2010

Q. What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
A. “I’ll see you next month.”

Joke of the day - 11/1/09

Sunday, November 1st, 2009

A vampire goes in a bar and asks for boiling water. The bartender says, “I thought you only drank blood.”
The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, “I am having tea.”

Joke of the day - 10/30/08

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Q. Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
A. To improve his bite.