Joke Of The Day - 12/6/11
Tuesday, December 6th, 2011Q. What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?
A. See you next period.
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Joke Of The Day - 10/31/10
Sunday, October 31st, 2010Q. What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A. A stake sandwich.
Joke Of The Day - 10/29/10
Friday, October 29th, 2010Q. Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
A. To improve his bite.
Joke Of The Day - 8/14/10
Saturday, August 14th, 2010Q. What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
A. “I’ll see you next month.”
Joke of the day - 5/14/10
Friday, May 14th, 2010Q. What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
A. “I’ll see you next month.”
Joke of the day - 3/29/10
Monday, March 29th, 2010Q. What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
A. “I’ll see you next month.”
Joke of the day - 11/1/09
Sunday, November 1st, 2009A vampire goes in a bar and asks for boiling water. The bartender says, “I thought you only drank blood.”
The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, “I am having tea.”
Joke of the day - 12/17/08
Wednesday, December 17th, 2008Q. What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?
A. See you next period.
