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Due to the popularity of the “Survivor” shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, “Survivor, Texas-Style.” The contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio , over to Houston and down to Brownsville . They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Midland , Odessa , Lubbock , and Amarillo . From there they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth , and finally back to Dallas .

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: “I’m Gay,” “I Love the Dixie Chicks,” “Boycott Beef,” “I Voted for Obama,” “George Strait Sucks,” “Hillary in 2012″ and “I’m here to confiscate your guns.”

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

Our “Dancing with the Stars” spies tell us the drama has started, and there is already a casualty.

We’re told comedian Jeff Ross got poked in the eye during rehearsal. Edyta was the pok-er, he the pok-ee. One of our spies says Ross was taken to the emergency room. Sources say a doctor has told Ross he cannot dance tonight.

And another injury — Karina Smirnoff sprained her ankle, also during rehearsal today. She’s expected to dance with partner Rocco DiSpirito.

Our fire department sources say two ambulances were dispatched to the location today, one at 11:31 AM and a second at 12:34 PM.

Source: TMZ