Posts Tagged ‘true jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 12/31/10

Friday, December 31st, 2010

Q. Does an optimist stay up until midnight to see the New Year in.
A. No a pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

Joke Of The Day - 7/12/10

Monday, July 12th, 2010

Q. What is the definition of eternity?
A. The time between when you cum and she leaves.