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Joke Of The Day - 8/14/10

Saturday, August 14th, 2010

Q. What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
A. “I’ll see you next month.”

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Joke of the day - 11/1/09

Sunday, November 1st, 2009

A vampire goes in a bar and asks for boiling water. The bartender says, “I thought you only drank blood.”
The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, “I am having tea.”

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11/26/08 “Head” lines

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008
More Americans stay home for the holidays
Long lines & empty shelves are signs of times at food banks
Feds warn of terror plotting against NYC subways
SUV Hits Kids Outside Elementary School & 1 Critical
Big Bailout &  Bigger Bucks (Must Read)
Cities Cut While Hoping for Government Aid
Man accused of electrocuting wife wants venue change
Woman Charged With Beating Husband On Stretcher
Companies scale back & cancel holiday parties
A Vampire’s Life?
Bush pardons “‘Pumpkin” the Thanksgiving turkey
Gates expected to stay on as Obama’s defense secretary
Plumes spewing from Saturn moon may contain water

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9/18/08 “Head” lines

Thursday, September 18th, 2008
Happy Birthday to the world’s oldest man.
TaxProf Blog White House Press Secretary Avoids Foreclosure on Her Home
Pot Head Sarah Palin
77 year old woman caught with about $3000 worth of cocaine
Can Morgan Stanley and Goldman Sachs Survive The Market?
True Blood to have 2nd season. It is a great show!
Penn State 2 top players suspended for a small pot possession
Paul McCartney shows off new girlfriend in London
Woman Suffers Orgasm-Related Stroke
3 in trouble over naked lunch
Bin Laden Who?

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