Posts Tagged ‘stupid jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 10/7/11

Friday, October 7th, 2011

Q. How can you tell if a guy is half Irish and half Polish?
A. He gets drunk and acts stupid.

Joke Of The Day - 8/25/11

Thursday, August 25th, 2011

Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Joke Of The Day - 8/10/11

Wednesday, August 10th, 2011

Q. What is the worst thing about sleeping with Willie Nelson?
A. It is not really Willie Nelson!

Joke of the day - 7/8/11

Friday, July 8th, 2011

Q. If your aunt ran off to get married what would you call her?
A. Antelope.

Joke Of The Day - 4/17/11

Sunday, April 17th, 2011

Q. There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
A. The one on the range.

Joke Of The Day - 12/30/10

Thursday, December 30th, 2010

Q. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
A. I have no eye deer.

Joke Of The Day - 12/18/10

Saturday, December 18th, 2010

A. Did you hear about the Polish bungee jumper?
Q. He hung himself.

Joke Of The Day - 7/14/10

Wednesday, July 14th, 2010

Q. Why was the farmer hopping mad?
A. Because someone stepped on his corn.