Joke of the day - 1/7/10
Thursday, January 7th, 2010Q. What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
A. I can’t see a thing with all this shit in here!
Q. What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
A. I can’t see a thing with all this shit in here!
Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving?
A. Thanks for coming!
Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A. They don’t stop for directions.
Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
Q: Why is a man’s pee yellow and his sperm white?
A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.