Posts Tagged ‘sperm jokes’

Joke of the day - 1/7/10

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

Q. What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
A. I can’t see a thing with all this shit in here!

Joke of the day - 1/2/10

Saturday, January 2nd, 2010

Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving?
A. Thanks for coming!

Joke of the day - 11/8/09

Sunday, November 8th, 2009

Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A. They don’t stop for directions.

Joke of the day - 4/16/09

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.

Joke of the day - 3/29/09

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

Q: Why is a man’s pee yellow and his sperm white?
A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.