Posts Tagged ‘sperm jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 2/2/12

Thursday, February 2nd, 2012

Q. Why is sperm white and piss yellow?
A. So you know if you are cumming or going.

Joke Of The Day - 1/6/12

Friday, January 6th, 2012

Q. What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
A. I can not see a thing with all this shit in here!

Joke Of The Day - 12/28/11

Wednesday, December 28th, 2011

Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew before she swallows.

Joke Of The Day - 8/31/11

Wednesday, August 31st, 2011

Q. Why is sperm white and piss yellow?
A. So you know if you are cumming or going.

Joke Of The Day - 6/17/11

Friday, June 17th, 2011

Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving?
A. Thanks for coming!

Joke Of The Day - 6/12/11

Sunday, June 12th, 2011

Q. What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
A. I can not see a thing with all this shit in here!

Joke Of The Day - 11/29/10

Monday, November 29th, 2010

Q. Why is sperm white and piss yellow?
A. So you know if you are cumming or going.

Joke Of The Day - 11/1/10

Monday, November 1st, 2010

Q. Why is sperm white and piss yellow?
A. So you know if you are cumming or going.

Joke Of The Day - 6/29/10

Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew before she swallows.

Joke of the day - 1/30/10

Saturday, January 30th, 2010

Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A. They don’t stop for directions.