Joke Of The Day - 1/10/12
Tuesday, January 10th, 2012Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.
Posts Tagged ‘sick jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 1/6/12
Friday, January 6th, 2012Q. What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
A. I can not see a thing with all this shit in here!
Joke Of The Day - 1/4/12
Wednesday, January 4th, 2012Q. What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?
A. All it takes is one prick and its all over.
Joke Of The Day - 12/31/11
Saturday, December 31st, 2011Q. What did the pedophile say when he got out of jail?
A. I feel like a kid again!
Joke Of The Day - 12/11/11
Sunday, December 11th, 2011Q. What is soft and warm when you go to bed but hard and stiff when you wake up?
A. Vomit.
Joke Of The Day - 11/12/11
Saturday, November 12th, 2011Q. What does a lonely gay guy do when he is horny?
A. He shits in his hand then jerks off.
Joke Of The Day - 10/29/11
Saturday, October 29th, 2011Q. What do an airport and an illegal abortion have in common?
A. The hanger.
Joke Of The Day - 10/3/11
Monday, October 3rd, 2011Q. Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
A. Putting her back in the wheelchair when your done.
Joke Of The Day - 9/23/11
Friday, September 23rd, 2011Q. Why did the condom cross the road?
A. Because it was pissed off.
Joke Of The Day - 9/11/11
Sunday, September 11th, 2011Q. What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
A. Two large planes!
