Joke Of The Day - 2/6/12
Monday, February 6th, 2012Q. Whats the best thing about a pedophile?
A. They drive slow in a school zone!
Posts Tagged ‘sick jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 1/29/12
Sunday, January 29th, 2012Q. What does a lonely gay guy do when he is horny?
A. He shits in his hand then jerks off.
Joke Of The Day - 1/16/12
Monday, January 16th, 2012Q. Why does a dog lick its penis?
A. Because it can not make a fist.
Joke Of The Day - 1/14/12
Saturday, January 14th, 2012Q. How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
A. Just one but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
Joke Of The Day - 1/12/12
Thursday, January 12th, 2012Q. What is the best thing about an 18 year old girl in the shower?
A. Slick her hair back she looks 15.
Joke Of The Day - 1/10/12
Tuesday, January 10th, 2012Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.
Joke Of The Day - 1/6/12
Friday, January 6th, 2012Q. What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
A. I can not see a thing with all this shit in here!
Joke Of The Day - 1/4/12
Wednesday, January 4th, 2012Q. What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?
A. All it takes is one prick and its all over.
Joke Of The Day - 12/31/11
Saturday, December 31st, 2011Q. What did the pedophile say when he got out of jail?
A. I feel like a kid again!
Joke Of The Day - 12/11/11
Sunday, December 11th, 2011Q. What is soft and warm when you go to bed but hard and stiff when you wake up?
A. Vomit.
