Joke Of The Day - 5/26/12
Saturday, May 26th, 2012Q. What does AIDS stand for?
A. Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Posts Tagged ‘sick jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 5/20/12
Sunday, May 20th, 2012Q. What is the difference between pink and purple?
A. The grip!
Joke Of The Day - 4/25/12
Wednesday, April 25th, 2012Q. What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
A. The first couple of times you cough its not your phlegm.
Joke Of The Day - 4/4/12
Wednesday, April 4th, 2012Q. What do an airport and a illegal abortion have in common?
A. The Hanger.
Joke Of The Day - 3/23/12
Friday, March 23rd, 2012Q. Whats best part about shagging Twenty Eight year olds?
A. There is Twenty of them!
Joke Of The Day - 3/6/12
Tuesday, March 6th, 2012Q. What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A. A quarter pounder with cheese.
Joke Of The Day - 2/6/12
Monday, February 6th, 2012Q. Whats the best thing about a pedophile?
A. They drive slow in a school zone!
Joke Of The Day - 1/29/12
Sunday, January 29th, 2012Q. What does a lonely gay guy do when he is horny?
A. He shits in his hand then jerks off.
Joke Of The Day - 1/16/12
Monday, January 16th, 2012Q. Why does a dog lick its penis?
A. Because it can not make a fist.
Joke Of The Day - 1/14/12
Saturday, January 14th, 2012Q. How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
A. Just one but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
