Joke Of The Day - 9/7/11
Wednesday, September 7th, 2011Q. What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?
A. A clit around the ear and a flap across the face.
Posts Tagged ‘short jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 8/11/11
Thursday, August 11th, 2011Q. Whats best about shagging Twenty - Eight year olds?
A. There is Twenty of them!
Joke of the day - 11/9/09
Monday, November 9th, 2009Q. Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife’s yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?
A. The dog. Once he’s in he shuts up!
Joke of the day - 7/30/09
Thursday, July 30th, 2009Q. Did you hear about the gay midget?
A. He just came out of the cupboard!
Joke of the day - 7/19/09
Sunday, July 19th, 2009Q. What’s about six inches long and produces a white, frothy substance when rubbed back and forth and in and out?
A. A toothbrush.
Joke of the day - 6/30/09
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A. Brothel sprouts
Joke of the day - 6/16/09
Tuesday, June 16th, 2009Q. What’s slimy cold long and smells like pork
A. Kermit the frogs finger
Joke of the day - 5/26/09
Tuesday, May 26th, 2009Q. How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
A. 2 calves, 1 ass, a beaver, a shitload of hares, 1 camel toe and a fish nobody can find.
Joke of the day - 10/19/08
Sunday, October 19th, 2008Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says “Look, I’ve got a crack”
“No good telling me” replies the male egg “I’m not hard yet”
