Posts Tagged ‘shit jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 12/17/10

Friday, December 17th, 2010

Q. How do you get a gay guy to fuck a woman?
A. Fill up her cunt with shit.

Joke Of The Day - 7/21/10

Wednesday, July 21st, 2010

Q. What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
A. One slip of the tongue and you’re in deep shit.

Joke Of The Day - 7/2/10

Friday, July 2nd, 2010

Q. Why do women have 2% more brains than a cow?
A. So when you pull their tits they won’t shit on the floor.

Joke of the day - 1/7/10

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

Q. What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
A. I can’t see a thing with all this shit in here!

Joke of the day - 7/13/09

Monday, July 13th, 2009

Q. How is a woman like a laxative?
A. They both irritate the shit out of you.