Posts Tagged ‘shit jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 3/27/12

Tuesday, March 27th, 2012

Q. How is a woman like a laxative?
A. They both irritate the shit out of you.

Joke Of The Day - 2/22/12

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2012

Q. What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
A. I can’t see a thing with all this shit in here!

Joke Of The Day - 1/29/12

Sunday, January 29th, 2012

Q. What does a lonely gay guy do when he is horny?
A. He shits in his hand then jerks off.

Joke Of The Day - 1/13/12

Friday, January 13th, 2012

Q. What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
A. One slip of the tongue and you are in deep shit.

Joke Of The Day - 1/6/12

Friday, January 6th, 2012

Q. What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
A. I can not see a thing with all this shit in here!

Joke Of The Day - 11/12/11

Saturday, November 12th, 2011

Q. What does a lonely gay guy do when he is horny?
A. He shits in his hand then jerks off.

Joke Of The Day - 10/19/11

Wednesday, October 19th, 2011

Q. What would you call Pope poop?
A. Holy shit.

Joke of the day - 7/20/11

Wednesday, July 20th, 2011

Q. What does a lonely gay guy do when he is horny?
A. He shits in his hand then jerks off.

Joke Of The Day - 6/12/11

Sunday, June 12th, 2011

Q. What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
A. I can not see a thing with all this shit in here!

Joke Of The Day - 1/7/11

Friday, January 7th, 2011

Q. What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
A. One slip of the tongue and you are in deep shit.