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Q: what do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: a wind tunnel.

Here are some recent pictures of Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. Not sure who is who? If you know let me know. Howard Stern says he can tell them apart and seems to always get it right when he is shown pictures. Not sure how but in these pictures they have some crazy dark eye make up on. I will say they are showing off some cleavage so good for them.

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Mom cooked venison (deer meat) for supper. The kids, Johnny and Susie, thought it was delicious, but didn’t know what it was.

“What is this, Mom?” asked Susie.

Mom replied, “You’ll have to guess. But I’ll give you a clue. It’s what I call your father sometimes.”

Johnny yells, “Spit it out sis! It’s asshole! It’s asshole!”

The candid 22-year-old “Transformers” star, who’s currently engaged to actor Brian Austin Green, opened up to GQ about her love life, telling the magazine she was once in love with a female stripper.

“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided — oh man, sorry, mommy! — that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop,” said Fox. “I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.”

“Look, I’m not a lesbian,” said Fox. “I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but … oh boy.”

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