Joke Of The Day - 8/23/11
Tuesday, August 23rd, 2011Q. You know what those little bumps are on a girls nipple are?
A. It is Braille for “lick here.”
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Joke of the day - 12/29/08
Monday, December 29th, 2008Q. How are women and linoleum floors alike?
A. You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
Joke of the day - 11/20/08
Thursday, November 20th, 2008Q: What’s the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A: Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
Joke of the day - 11/17/08
Monday, November 17th, 2008Q: What is the similarity between a woman and Kentucky Fried chicken?
A: By the time you’ve finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to pop your bone in.
Joke of the day - 11/13/08
Thursday, November 13th, 2008Q. What’s the difference between sorority girls and Jell-o?
A. Jell-o wiggles when you eat it.
Joke of the day - 10/19/08
Sunday, October 19th, 2008Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says “Look, I’ve got a crack”
“No good telling me” replies the male egg “I’m not hard yet”
Joke of the day - 10/17/08
Friday, October 17th, 2008Three prostitutes are chatting in a bar one night and the topic comes up on how loose they are.
The first one says, “Oh, three fingers.”
The second says, “Gotcha beat, my whole fist!”
The third one just laughed and slid down the bar stool.
