Posts Tagged ‘sex’

Joke Of The Day - 8/12/10

Thursday, August 12th, 2010

Q. What’s sicker than having sex with a pregnant woman?
A. Having sex with a pregnant woman and getting a bj by the baby.

Sex Sells Everything

Friday, February 26th, 2010

Joke of the day - 2/9/10

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mom.

Joke of the day - 8/25/09

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

Q. What’s a necrophiliac’s biggest complaint about sex?
A. They just kinda lay there.

Joke of the day - 8/14/09

Friday, August 14th, 2009

Q. What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?
A. They both capture the moment!

Japanese Fashion Ad

Monday, July 13th, 2009

Joke of the day - 5/6/09

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.

Dog Banging Duck

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

10/29/08 “Head” lines

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008
Manning tipped Steelers to key goal line play
Wearing red may boost your sex appeal
Gangsta granny video man jailed
U.S. military families feel financial crisis
Vietnam to ban small chested drivers
Man accused of driving stolen SUV to court for stolen vehicles
Teenage girls assaulted by 50-year-old on mobility scooter
Drug prices highest in poorest neighborhoods
The ups and downs of the Dow

10/9/08 “Head” lines

Thursday, October 9th, 2008
NYC National Debt Clock runs out of digits
Beyonce Finally Reveals Details Of Wedding To Jay-Z
The Treasury Department is looking at buying equity stakes in some of the nation’s banks
Massive compost delivery clue led to gang’s cannabis farm
“Just Got Laid Off, Now Looking to Get Laid”: 5 Types of Recession Sex
Man with hammer loses to man with letter opener
Fight Erupts In Line For $2.88 Gas
A Splendora ISD first-grade teacher was arrested and charged with marijuana and cocaine possession.
Hawaii tourism chief resigns in e-mail scandal
Judge raps plan to deport plaintiff
2 shot by off-duty cop during apparent attempted armed robbery
30 Lesbians Impregnated by the Same Man
B.C. man comes out swinging in bear attack
LIL WAYNE STUNNED BY $1 MILLION BIRTHDAY GIFT