Joke Of The Day - 4/26/11
Tuesday, April 26th, 2011Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we do not get some support soon people will think we are nuts!
Posts Tagged ‘sex jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 4/18/11
Monday, April 18th, 2011Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!
Joke Of The Day - 3/31/11
Thursday, March 31st, 2011Q. What do Lifesavers do that a man can not?
A. Come in eight flavors.
Joke Of The Day - 3/29/11
Tuesday, March 29th, 2011Q. What is the difference between love and herpes?
A. Herpes lasts forever.
Joke Of The Day - 3/19/11
Saturday, March 19th, 2011Q. How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass?
A. Very satisfying.
Joke Of The Day - 3/7/11
Monday, March 7th, 2011Q. What is the definition of “making love”?
A. Something a woman does while a man is fucking her.
Joke Of The Day - 3/6/11
Sunday, March 6th, 2011Q. What is the definition of a vagina?
A. The box a penis comes in.
Joke Of The Day - 2/6/11
Sunday, February 6th, 2011Q. If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
A. 2 feet of my cock in your ass!
Joke Of The Day - 2/3/11
Thursday, February 3rd, 2011Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid?
A. When you open her legs the lights go on.
Joke Of The Day - 1/29/11
Saturday, January 29th, 2011Q. What is a virgin and a balloon have in common?
A. All it takes is one prick and its all over.
