Joke Of The Day - 1/10/12
Tuesday, January 10th, 2012Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.
Posts Tagged ‘sex jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 11/13/11
Sunday, November 13th, 2011Q. What is a necrophiliac’s biggest complaint about sex?
A. They just kinda lay there.
Joke Of The Day - 10/10/11
Monday, October 10th, 2011Q. What is the best thing about having sex with yourself?
A. When you want a thumb up your ass you do not have to ask.
Joke Of The Day - 10/9/11
Sunday, October 9th, 2011Q. What is the best way for a woman to give a guy a hand job?
A. With her mouth.
Joke of the day - 7/19/11
Tuesday, July 19th, 2011Q. What is a necrophiliac’s biggest complaint about sex?
A. They just kinda lay there.
Joke Of The Day - 6/16/11
Thursday, June 16th, 2011Q. What is the best thing about a blow job?
A. Ten minutes of silence!
Joke Of The Day - 6/7/11
Tuesday, June 7th, 2011Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mom.
Joke Of The Day - 4/26/11
Tuesday, April 26th, 2011Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we do not get some support soon people will think we are nuts!
Joke Of The Day - 4/18/11
Monday, April 18th, 2011Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!
Joke Of The Day - 3/31/11
Thursday, March 31st, 2011Q. What do Lifesavers do that a man can not?
A. Come in eight flavors.
