Joke Of The Day - 4/12/12
Thursday, April 12th, 2012Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it is no big deal unless you are not getting any.
Posts Tagged ‘sex jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 3/28/12
Wednesday, March 28th, 2012Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A. They can not stand seeing a man have a good time.
Joke Of The Day - 3/7/12
Wednesday, March 7th, 2012Q. What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave?
A. A microwave does not brown your meat.
Joke Of The Day - 1/10/12
Tuesday, January 10th, 2012Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.
Joke Of The Day - 11/13/11
Sunday, November 13th, 2011Q. What is a necrophiliac’s biggest complaint about sex?
A. They just kinda lay there.
Joke Of The Day - 10/10/11
Monday, October 10th, 2011Q. What is the best thing about having sex with yourself?
A. When you want a thumb up your ass you do not have to ask.
Joke Of The Day - 10/9/11
Sunday, October 9th, 2011Q. What is the best way for a woman to give a guy a hand job?
A. With her mouth.
Joke of the day - 7/19/11
Tuesday, July 19th, 2011Q. What is a necrophiliac’s biggest complaint about sex?
A. They just kinda lay there.
Joke Of The Day - 6/16/11
Thursday, June 16th, 2011Q. What is the best thing about a blow job?
A. Ten minutes of silence!
Joke Of The Day - 6/7/11
Tuesday, June 7th, 2011Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mom.
