Posts Tagged ‘seamen jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 9/26/11

Monday, September 26th, 2011

Q. Whats long hard and full of seamen?
A. A submarine

Joke Of The Day - 3/31/11

Thursday, March 31st, 2011

Q. What do Lifesavers do that a man can not?
A. Come in eight flavors.

Joke Of The Day - 12/15/10

Wednesday, December 15th, 2010

Q. Did you hear about the gay whale?
A. He bit the end off a submarine and sucked out all the semen.

Joke of the day - 11/8/09

Sunday, November 8th, 2009

Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A. They don’t stop for directions.

Joke of the day - 4/16/09

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.