Joke Of The Day - 9/26/11
Monday, September 26th, 2011Q. Whats long hard and full of seamen?
A. A submarine
Q. Whats long hard and full of seamen?
A. A submarine
Q. What do Lifesavers do that a man can not?
A. Come in eight flavors.
Q. Did you hear about the gay whale?
A. He bit the end off a submarine and sucked out all the semen.
Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A. They don’t stop for directions.
Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.