Joke Of The Day - 6/8/11
Wednesday, June 8th, 2011Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?
A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Posts Tagged ‘rooster jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 2/6/11
Sunday, February 6th, 2011Q. If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
A. 2 feet of my cock in your ass!
Joke Of The Day - 1/28/11
Friday, January 28th, 2011Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?
A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Joke of the day - 9/28/09
Monday, September 28th, 2009Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A. A rooster clucks defiance and a lawyer fucks da clients.
Joke of the day - 9/20/09
Sunday, September 20th, 2009Q. If I had a rooster and you had a mule and your mule ate the feet off of my rooster, what would we have?
A. Two feet of my cock in your ass!
Joke of the day - 6/15/09
Monday, June 15th, 2009Q. If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
A. 2 ft. of my cock in your ass
Joke of the day - 6/1/09
Monday, June 1st, 2009Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?
A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Joke of the day - 3/31/09
Tuesday, March 31st, 2009Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole?
A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.
Joke of the day - 12/20/08
Saturday, December 20th, 2008Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole?
A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone
