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 Good Vibrations sex educator Violet Blue tells you all you need to know to give and receive exquisite oral pleasure. With wit, expertise and enthusiasm, Blue advises men on how to introduce fellatio into your sexual repertoire, and how to negotiate oral sex with a reluctant female partner. Includes advanced techniques, such as power play and deep throat.

Chapters Include: More Than a Mouthful, Hair and Hygiene, Before You Go Down

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Reported on CNN.com

MIDDLETOWN, Connecticut (AP) — A woman charged with causing a fatal car crash in 1999 says that she couldn’t have been behind the wheel because she was performing a sex act on the driver at the time.

Heather Specyalski, 33, was charged with second-degree manslaughter in the crash that killed businessman Neil Esposito. Prosecutors allege that she was driving Esposito’s Mercedes-Benz convertible when it veered off the road and hit several trees.

But Specyalski claims that Esposito was driving, and she was performing oral sex on him at the time, said her attorney, Jeremiah Donovan. He noted that Esposito’s pants were down when he was thrown from the car.

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Caution Women at Work

Caution WOMEN AT WORK (from CollegeHumor)

Back in my day… I use to get head while walking two miles to work each day (in the snow).

 (from CollegeHumor)

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“This is what you shouldn’t do when leaving Ohio University on the road…” (from CollegeHumor)

Road Head? You’re doing it wrong (from CollegeHumor)

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What does the ROADHEAD EMERGENCY KIT™  include?

Each kit includes:

Bib (a.k.a Pant Protector) – is worn around the driver’s privates. It protects his pants and underwear from being ruined by unwanted excretions.
Spit Cup –not all girls swallow (but boy we wish they did). The spit cup allows her to properly dispose of a mouthful of lovin’. Once filled, we advise folding the top of the cup to prevent the contents from spilling onto your cars interior. It holds up to 4 oz. of …you know what.
Breath Mint – unless your middle name is “Snow Ball”, no guy wants to taste his own privates. This mint will make any girl’s mouth taste so fresh and so clean.   
Cleansing Wipe – Oh, what a mess! Don’t worry. This cleansing wipe can get you out of any “sticky” situation. It is most effective if used around the chin, mouth, and crotch area. Dries in seconds.

All the contents come in 5” x 3.5” x 1″ cleverly designed box that will make anyone laugh and it fits perfectly in the glove compartment.