Joke Of The Day - 8/1/10
Sunday, August 1st, 2010Q. What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A. A rabbi cuts them off and a priest sucks them off!
Q. What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A. A rabbi cuts them off and a priest sucks them off!
Q. What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A. A rabbi cuts them off and a priest sucks them off.
Q. Why can’t Jesus eat m&m’s?
A. Because he has holes in his hands.
Q. How do you get a nun pregnant?
A. Dress her up as an alter boy
Q. Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A. Because, even back then men wouldn’t stop to ask for directions.
Q: What’s the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it’s a shame to pull it out.
Q: Whats the difference between acne and a priest?
A: Acne waits until you’re 14 to cum on you’re face