Joke of the day - 5/1/09
Friday, May 1st, 2009Q. How do you get a nun pregnant?
A. Dress her up as an alter boy
Q. How do you get a nun pregnant?
A. Dress her up as an alter boy
Q. Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A. Because, even back then men wouldn’t stop to ask for directions.
Q: What’s the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it’s a shame to pull it out.
Q: Whats the difference between acne and a priest?
A: Acne waits until you’re 14 to cum on you’re face