Posts Tagged ‘religious jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 6/27/11

Monday, June 27th, 2011

Q. What is the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A. A rabbi cuts them off and a priest sucks them off.

Joke Of The Day - 4/23/11

Saturday, April 23rd, 2011

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A. It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus.

Joke Of The Day - 8/1/10

Sunday, August 1st, 2010

Q. What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A. A rabbi cuts them off and a priest sucks them off!

Joke of the day - 4/16/10

Friday, April 16th, 2010

Q. What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A. A rabbi cuts them off and a priest sucks them off.

Joke of the day - 3/15/10

Monday, March 15th, 2010

Q. Why can’t Jesus eat m&m’s?
A. Because he has holes in his hands.

Joke of the day - 5/1/09

Friday, May 1st, 2009

Q. How do you get a nun pregnant?
A. Dress her up as an alter boy

Joke of the day - 4/12/09

Sunday, April 12th, 2009

Q. Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A. Because, even back then men wouldn’t stop to ask for directions.

Joke of the day - 4/2/09

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

Q: What’s the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it’s a shame to pull it out.

Joke of the day - 1/4/09

Sunday, January 4th, 2009

Q: Whats the difference between acne and a priest?
A: Acne waits until you’re 14 to cum on you’re face