Posts Tagged ‘religious jokes’
Monday, June 27th, 2011
Q. What is the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A. A rabbi cuts them off and a priest sucks them off.
Tags: church jokes, priest jokes, rabbi and priest jokes, rabbi jokes, religious jokes
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Saturday, April 23rd, 2011
Q. What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A. It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus.
Tags: easter jokes, jesus jokes, pictures of jesus, religious jokes, sick jokes
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Sunday, August 1st, 2010
Q. What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A. A rabbi cuts them off and a priest sucks them off!
Tags: funny jokes, priest and little boys, priest jokes, rabbi jokes, religious jokes
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Friday, April 16th, 2010
Q. What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A. A rabbi cuts them off and a priest sucks them off.
Tags: differecnce between rabbi and priest, funny jokes, priest jokes, rabbi jokes, religious jokes
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Monday, March 15th, 2010
Q. Why can’t Jesus eat m&m’s?
A. Because he has holes in his hands.
Tags: hands jokes, jesus jokes, m and m jokes, religious jokes
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Friday, May 1st, 2009
Q. How do you get a nun pregnant?
A. Dress her up as an alter boy
Tags: alter boy jokes, church jokes, funny jokes, jokes, nun jokes, religious jokes
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Sunday, April 12th, 2009
Q. Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A. Because, even back then men wouldn’t stop to ask for directions.
Tags: dying easter eggs, easter jokes, funny easter jokes, funny jokes, how to celebrate easter, moses jokes, religious jokes
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Thursday, April 2nd, 2009
Q: What’s the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it’s a shame to pull it out.
Tags: difference jokes, funny jokes, how to pull out, pull out, religious jokes, sin and shame
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Sunday, January 4th, 2009
Q: Whats the difference between acne and a priest?
A: Acne waits until you’re 14 to cum on you’re face
Tags: acne, church jokes, crazy jokes, cum on face, dirty jokes, dirty priest jokes, funny jokes, kid face, religious jokes
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