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Q. What is the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
A. A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.

Q. What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
A. A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.

Q. What’s the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
A. Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

Mom cooked venison (deer meat) for supper. The kids, Johnny and Susie, thought it was delicious, but didn’t know what it was.

“What is this, Mom?” asked Susie.

Mom replied, “You’ll have to guess. But I’ll give you a clue. It’s what I call your father sometimes.”

Johnny yells, “Spit it out sis! It’s asshole! It’s asshole!”

A Serbian chef has published what he claims is the world’s first testicle recipe book.

The Testicle Cookbook - Cooking With Balls includes author Ljubomir Erovic’s favourite dishes, like testicle pizza and battered testicles.

The e-book, available for download, comes with handy video guides showing the Serb peeling the skin off testicles and slicing them up into bite-size chunks.

The ingredients for his testicle pizza recipe include cheese, onion, pepper, bacon and bull’s testicles.

“It’s Italian pizza with Serbian balls”, explains Erovic. The book also contains more cordon bleu recipes, such as calf testicles in wine and testicles with bourgignon sauce.

“The tastiest testicles in my opinion probably come from bulls, stallions or ostriches, although other people have their own favourites,” he said.

“All testicles can be eaten - except human, of course.”

Erovic, 45, is self-taught in the art of testicle cuisine but his 20 years of “cooking with balls” make him a world authority in the field.

He also organises the World Testicle Cooking Championship, held annually in Serbia since 2004.

The Testicle Cookbook: Cooking With Balls is published as a multimedia e-Book on yudu.com.

Source: Ananova

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