Posts Tagged ‘reality jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 1/22/11

Saturday, January 22nd, 2011

Q. Why is a woman’s pussy like a warm toilet seat?
A. They both feel good but you wonder who was there before you.

Joke Of The Day - 12/31/10

Friday, December 31st, 2010

Q. Does an optimist stay up until midnight to see the New Year in.
A. No a pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.