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All of this crazy weather is just Gods way of celebrating the end of black history month. Making everything white again.

Q. Why did the condom cross the road?
A. Because it was pissed off.

As you may have received some of these racist Obama jokes via text message or email.

*Jokes may be racist!

Attention all white people must report to the cotton fields tomorrow morning at 7 AM for orientation.

Hallmark is coming out with an Obama Christmas ornament. So every family in America can hang a n*gg#r from a tree.

Q. What do JFK, Martin Luther King Jr, and Obama have in common?
A. Nothing yet

The senate is asking that all assassination attempts be held until Martin Luther King day to limit the number of black holidays.

President Lincoln is on the $5 bill, Franklin is on $100 bill.
Since Obama became president I am sure they will put that n*gg#r on the food stamp.

How can you expect one n*gg#r to run the white house when ten n*gg#rs can’t run white castle?

It just goes to show no matter how successful a n*gg#r can get he’s still gonna live in government housing.

Obama told Fox News there aren’t enough black Americans on TV. Fox has agreed to run America’s Most Wanted 3 nights a week.

Obama meets God and asks what’s the best thing you ever done?
Obama says, “I was the first black president of the USA.
God says, “When was that?”
Obama says, “10 minutes ago”

*Jokes Extremely Racist