Posts Tagged ‘racist jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 9/29/11

Thursday, September 29th, 2011

Q. What did the Alabama sheriff call the black guy who had been shot 15 times?
A. Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

Joke Of The Day - 9/3/11

Saturday, September 3rd, 2011

Q. What would you call a person who hates people that run in competition?
A. A racist.

Joke Of The Day - 8/26/11

Friday, August 26th, 2011

Q. Why did so many black guys die in Vietnam?
A. Because every time somebody yelled, “Get down,” they’d get up and dance.

Joke Of The Day - 2/7/11

Monday, February 7th, 2011

Q. A first grade teacher asks little Tyrone what sound a pig makes.
A. He replies “Hands on the hood mother fucker”!

Joke Of The Day - 1/17/11

Monday, January 17th, 2011

Q. Why do black people only have nightmares?
A. Because the last one that had a dream we killed his ass.

Joke Of The Day - 9/27/10

Monday, September 27th, 2010

Q. What do you call kids whose parents are white and mexican?
A. Crackers and beans!

Joke Of The Day - 9/17/10

Friday, September 17th, 2010

Q. Why can’t mexicans be firemen?
A. They can’t tell the difference between Jose and Hose B.

Joke of the day - 4/29/10

Thursday, April 29th, 2010

Q. What did the Alabama sheriff call the black guy who had been shot 15 times?
A. Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

Joke of the day - 5/27/09

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

Q. A first grade teacher asks little Tyrone what sound a pig makes.
A. He replies “Hands on the hood mother fucker”!

Quote of the day

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

A black kid says, “Mom I have the biggest dick in 3rd grade. Its cuz I am black right?
She says, “Nigga its cuz you suppose to be in 12th grade.”