Posts Tagged ‘quotes’

Quote of the day

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

Recent studies show that sucking dick takes away the ability to speak. Now I understand why you text and never call.

Quote of the day

Sunday, March 1st, 2009

98% of drivers say, “Oh shit” when they hit ice. The other 2% are from NJ and say, “Hold my beer and watch this shit!”