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Redneck Word Of The Day: Sodas
Let’s use it in a sentence….
My wife gives good head but sodas her sister.

Two old people are having oral sex. He says, “I can’t say down there it stinks!”
She says, “Its my arthritis.”
He says, “What in your pussy?”
She says, “No. In my arm so I can’t wipe my ass.”

A blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners.
The Asian lady says, “Come again.”
The blonde says, “No this time its toothpaste.”

It was once said that a black man would be president “when pigs fly”.
100 days into Obama’s presidency…. Swine flu!

9000 People are fucking right now.
2000 are kissing.
100 are getting head.
And 1 lonely fucker is reading this. You hang in there sunshine!

If You Are Having A Bad Day Remember:
You could be a conjoined twin stuck to a gay brother who has a date tonight and you the only one with an ass.

Teacher asked a girl to use handsome in a sentence.
The girl replies, “When I suck dick to long my jaws get tired so I use my hand some.”

A black kid says, “Mom I have the biggest dick in 3rd grade. Its cuz I am black right?
She says, “Nigga its cuz you suppose to be in 12th grade.”

A guy had a girlfriend who loved to rub his balls after sex.
One day he asked her why she did that and she said, “I miss mine.”

A little boy says to his mother, “Mommy, how come I’m black and you’re white?”

His mother replied, “Don’t even go there! From what I can remember about that party, you’re lucky you don’t bark!