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Roses are Red.
Nuts are brown.
Skirts are up.
Panties are down.
Body to body.
Skin to skin.
When its stiff.
Stick it in!

A girl went into a doctors office with a Strawberry up her ass, The doctor said I’ve got some “Cream” For that.

Donovan McNabb asked his mom why he always had to eat his Campbells soup from the can.
She said, “Because everytime you get anywhere near a bowl you choke!

A boy walks in on his dad having sex with his mom. Dad says, “We are making you a little brother.”
Son says, “Do her doggy style I want a puppy.”

I bought a race horse named “MyFace.” He’s not very fast, but imagine the people in the stands yelling “Come on my face! Come on my face!”

After 20 years of sex in the dark, a wife finds out her husband always used a dildo on her.
She says, “Explain the dildo fool”.
He says, “Explain the kids bitch”!

A Japanese girl was having her pussy licked and accidentally farted.
She said, “Oh me so sorry. You make front hole so happy back hole blow a kiss”!

Don’t say anything but guess who’s still together after all the shit between them.
Your Ass Cheeks!

The Big Bad Wolf told Lil Red Riding Hood, “Suck my dick!”
She said, “Look fucker don’t change the story. Your suppose to EAT ME!”

A teenage girl asked her mom, “Is it true baby’s come out were boys put their penis?”
Her mom said, “Yes”
The  girl said, “Won’t that knock my teeth out?”