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Q. What are 3 problems about being an egg?
A. You only get laid once, the only woman to sit on your face is your mother, and it takes 4 minutes to get hard.

Q. What is the definition of eternity?
A. The time between when you cum and she leaves.

Q. What did one tampon say to the other?
A. Nothing they were both stuck up bitches.

Q. Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife’s yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?
A. The dog, once he’s in, he shuts up!

Q. Why don’t little girls fart?
A. Because they don’t get assholes until they’re married.

Q. What is the difference between “Ooooh!” and “Aaaah!”?
A. About three inches.

Q. Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife’s yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?
A. The dog. Once he’s in he shuts up!

Q. What’s the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom?
A. A pick-pocket snatches watches.

Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use a lubricant.

Q. Should I have another baby after 35?
A. No, 35 children is enough.