Joke Of The Day - 1/18/12
Wednesday, January 18th, 2012Q. What is the difference between mashed potatoes and a pussy?
A. The pussy makes it’s own gravy!
Posts Tagged ‘q and a jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 9/9/11
Friday, September 9th, 2011Q. What are 3 problems about being an egg?
A. You only get laid once, the only woman to sit on your face is your mother, and it takes 4 minutes to get hard.
Joke Of The Day - 6/26/11
Sunday, June 26th, 2011Q. What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A. Miracle Whip.
Joke Of The Day - 6/11/11
Saturday, June 11th, 2011Q. What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A. “How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago.”
Joke Of The Day - 3/30/11
Wednesday, March 30th, 2011Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Joke Of The Day - 1/16/11
Sunday, January 16th, 2011Q. What is the difference between sin and shame?
A. It is a sin to put it in but it is a shame to pull it out.
Joke Of The Day - 12/4/10
Saturday, December 4th, 2010Q. How many men does it take to open a beer bottle?
A. None It should be open when she brings it to you!
Joke Of The Day - 10/21/10
Thursday, October 21st, 2010Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A. A cherry float.
Joke Of The Day - 9/6/10
Monday, September 6th, 2010Q. What are 3 problems about being an egg?
A. You only get laid once, the only woman to sit on your face is your mother, and it takes 4 minutes to get hard.
Joke Of The Day - 7/12/10
Monday, July 12th, 2010Q. What is the definition of eternity?
A. The time between when you cum and she leaves.
