Posts Tagged ‘pussy jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 1/22/11

Saturday, January 22nd, 2011

Q. Why is a woman’s pussy like a warm toilet seat?
A. They both feel good but you wonder who was there before you.

Joke Of The Day - 1/7/11

Friday, January 7th, 2011

Q. What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
A. One slip of the tongue and you are in deep shit.

Joke Of The Day - 12/16/10

Thursday, December 16th, 2010

Q. What is the worst thing about eating bald pussy?
A. Putting the diaper back on.

Joke Of The Day - 7/21/10

Wednesday, July 21st, 2010

Q. What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
A. One slip of the tongue and you’re in deep shit.

Joke Of The Day - 7/9/10

Friday, July 9th, 2010

Q. Why is a woman’s pussy like a warm toilet seat?
A. They both feel good but you wonder who was there before you.

Joke Of The Day - 7/7/10

Wednesday, July 7th, 2010

Q. What is the difference between pussy and apple pie?
A. You can eat your mom’s apple pie.

Joke of the day - 5/25/10

Tuesday, May 25th, 2010

Q. What’s the difference between parsley and pussy?
A. Nobody eats parsley.

Joke of the day - 4/10/10

Saturday, April 10th, 2010

Q. What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
A. One slip of the tongue and you’re in deep shit.

Joke of the day - 2/12/10

Friday, February 12th, 2010

Q. What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
A. One slip of the tongue and you are in deep shit.

Joke of the day - 12/13/09

Sunday, December 13th, 2009

Q. What tastes good on pizza but not on pussy?
A. Crust