Joke Of The Day - 5/3/12
Thursday, May 3rd, 2012Q. What is the difference between parsley and pussy?
A. Nobody eats parsley.
Posts Tagged ‘pussy jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 2/18/12
Saturday, February 18th, 2012Q. Why is a woman’s pussy like a warm toilet seat?
A. They both feel good but you wonder who was there before you.
Joke Of The Day - 1/18/12
Wednesday, January 18th, 2012Q. What is the difference between mashed potatoes and a pussy?
A. The pussy makes it’s own gravy!
Joke Of The Day - 1/13/12
Friday, January 13th, 2012Q. What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
A. One slip of the tongue and you are in deep shit.
Joke Of The Day - 12/8/11
Thursday, December 8th, 2011Q. Teacher asked Timmy, why is your cat in school today?
A. Timmy says (crying) I heard daddy tell mommy I’m eating that pussy when the kids leave!
Joke Of The Day - 12/1/11
Thursday, December 1st, 2011Q. Why is a woman’s pussy like a warm toilet seat?
A. They both feel good but you wonder who was there before you.
Joke Of The Day - 6/3/11
Friday, June 3rd, 2011Q. Why is a woman’s pussy like a warm toilet seat?
A. They both feel good but you wonder who was there before you.
Joke Of The Day - 5/6/11
Friday, May 6th, 2011Q. What is the difference between mashed potatoes and a pussy?
A. The pussy makes it’s own gravy!
Joke Of The Day - 3/10/11
Thursday, March 10th, 2011Q. How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
A. The best ones squirt when you eat them.
Joke Of The Day - 2/5/11
Saturday, February 5th, 2011Q. What is the difference between Pussy and Apple Pie?
A. You can eat your mom’s apple pie.
