Posts Tagged ‘prostitute jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 1/21/12

Saturday, January 21st, 2012

Q. What is the difference between a prostitute and a trapeze artist?
A. One’s got a cunning stunt and the other has a stunning cunt.

Joke Of The Day - 12/14/11

Wednesday, December 14th, 2011

Q. Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A. The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack.

Joke Of The Day - 10/27/11

Thursday, October 27th, 2011

Q. What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A. Full.

Joke Of The Day - 6/6/11

Monday, June 6th, 2011

Q. What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A. Full!

Joke Of The Day - 6/24/10

Thursday, June 24th, 2010

Q. Who makes more money a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A. A prostitute because she can always wash her crack, and sell it again!

Joke of the day - 12/3/09

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

Q. What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A. Full.

Joke of the day - 6/22/09

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get laid off?