Joke Of The Day - 1/21/12
Saturday, January 21st, 2012Q. What is the difference between a prostitute and a trapeze artist?
A. One’s got a cunning stunt and the other has a stunning cunt.
Q. What is the difference between a prostitute and a trapeze artist?
A. One’s got a cunning stunt and the other has a stunning cunt.
Q. Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A. The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack.
Q. What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A. Full.
Q. What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A. Full!
Q. Who makes more money a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A. A prostitute because she can always wash her crack, and sell it again!
Q. What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A. Full.
If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get laid off?