Joke Of The Day - 2/20/12
Monday, February 20th, 2012Q. How do you get a nun pregnant?
A. Dress her up as an alter boy.
Posts Tagged ‘pregnant jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 2/22/11
Tuesday, February 22nd, 2011Q. How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
A. He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Joke Of The Day - 11/28/10
Sunday, November 28th, 2010Q. How do you get a nun pregnant?
A. Dress her up as an alter boy.
Joke Of The Day - 11/7/10
Sunday, November 7th, 2010Q. How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
A. He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Joke Of The Day - 10/9/10
Saturday, October 9th, 2010Q. When do you have to stop having sex with a pregnant women?
A. When the baby starts giving you a knobber!
Joke Of The Day - 8/12/10
Thursday, August 12th, 2010Q. What’s sicker than having sex with a pregnant woman?
A. Having sex with a pregnant woman and getting a bj by the baby.
Joke Of The Day - 6/19/10
Saturday, June 19th, 2010Q. Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
A. It works by changing your blood type!
Joke of the day - 5/11/10
Tuesday, May 11th, 2010Q. What’s sicker than having sex with a pregnant woman?
A. Having sex with a pregnant woman and getting a bj by the baby.
Joke of the day - 3/26/10
Friday, March 26th, 2010Q. What’s sicker than having sex with a pregnant woman?
A. Having sex with a pregnant woman and getting a bj by the baby.
Joke of the day - 10/21/09
Wednesday, October 21st, 2009Q. Should I have another baby after 35?
A. No, 35 children is enough.
