Posts Tagged ‘porn’

What The Internet Was Made For

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

Quote of the day

Friday, April 24th, 2009

9000 People are fucking right now.
2000 are kissing.
100 are getting head.
And 1 lonely fucker is reading this. You hang in there sunshine!

Safe For Work Porno

Friday, November 7th, 2008


10/2/08 “Head” lines

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008
NES Bong
Woman buys house for $1.75 on ebay
Steve Fossett’s plane and belongings found
Man shoots own arm after being denied sex
Comic addict plots to kill parents to avoid cleaning room
post gazette Dogs, cats, goats, chickens, rabbits seized from 2 bedroom house
2 JetBlue pilots charged in attack on cabbie
Artist wants to smoke Cobain’s stolen ashes
Oregon troopers ride with truckers to catch aggressive drivers
LoHud Man uses technology to help police find suspect in laptop theft
Mets pitcher Ambiorix Burgos in alleged hit-and-run that killed two
Maria Sharapova could be yours for a cool $10,000
Warren Buffett: We Have “Terrible, Terrible Problems” but buys 3 billion in GE stock
Will Apple iTunes shut down

9/19/08 “Head” lines

Friday, September 19th, 2008
Bush’s economic plan will fail like the rest of his great ideas…
Must See Padres Hazing In Hooters Outfits
Porn and Driving class = Roadhead
One Lucky Man
Man sues mall about riding his segway and wins
Councilman Wilson Goode def having good time with his aide
Donkey jailed for stealing
A-Rod and ex wife reach divorce settlement.
You have Anxiety when going to the airport? You may be a terrorist!
Is there a Pam Anderson sex tape?
Blind masseurs jump from bridge
Metro train and bus collide in downtown L.A.
Alleged coke dealer adds $25 gas tax

In-Room Sex Kits Hot Seller At Borgata’s Water Club in A.C.

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

Atlantic City - At The Water Club, the Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa’s ultra-posh luxury hotel, you’ve got 60 seconds to decide if you’re in the mood.

If a package of adult personal care items including condoms and other intimate products called “The Passion Kit” isn’t put back on the shelf by then, the hotel automatically charges you for it.

Since the hotel opened next to the Borgata at the end of June, the sex kits are the top-selling in-room item. Drew Schlesinger, vice president and general manager of the 800-room hotel, says they’ve sold more than 1,500 of them at $18 a pop.

Source: WAYNE PARRY • Associated Press
Read Full Story at:
DailyRecord.com

Free iPhone Porn

Friday, September 5th, 2008

After hours of research and several lotion bottles later, we’ve finally found it… the best website for FREE porn for your iPhone:

www.ipinkvisual.com

This site allows you to view short video clips of your favorite porn stars on your iPhone. There is no need to download software and you do not have to register to use it. The website is built with an iPhone interface, so you can easily search through the videos with one hand. It’s a great way to enjoy some porn during your cigarette break or while dropping the kids off at the pool. The video quality is better with a Wifi connection, without it, you might get some pixelized pussy.

This website definitely gives new meaning to having a hard day at work.

9/2/08 “Head” lines

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008
Several inmates die in Delco jail
Sarah Palin’s teenage daughter pregnant
M.E.N Teacher goes on wrecking spree during Bachelor Party
David Duchovny in Rehab for Porn Addiction
Muslim pilot allowed to fly after being on terrorist list
Skydiver plunges 4,500 feet and is fine
Amy Winehouse could have brain damage from drugs? No way!
Couple stuck in Dubai for having sex on beach
Jerry Lewis raises $65 million in one day
Cat stuck in tree for 6 days
MYSTERYTOPIA Woman has wire growing in body
There’s Gustav then Hanna, Ike and Josephine
NFL Player shot and has life-threatening conditions
Cliff Lee first 20 game winner

Nintendo launches a new Wii game

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

Lube sold separately!

Lube sold separately!

The new Nintendo Wii Game is expected to hit shelves August 22. This game is loads of fun. We are not sure if cleansing wipes and lube will be included. We will keep you posted…

WARNING - Excessive use of this game may cause blindness.

David Duchovny’s favorite Porn sites

Saturday, August 30th, 2008

So if you don’t know who David Duchovny is. Mr. Duchovny, plays a sex-obsessed character on the Showtime show “Californication,” and has recently checked himself into rehab for a sex addition. In a statement released he said he was not having an affair with his wife but was watching too much internet porn. Below is a list of his favorite sites.

David Duchovny’s released a statement that the following sites are his favorite.

www.AdultXess.com

www.Lubetube.com

www.Redtube.com

www.pornotube.com

www.youporn.com

www.xvideos.com

www.xnxx.com

www.clearclips.com

www.spankwire.com

www.thehun.com

www.elephantlist.com

www.xtube.com

www.yuvutu.com

www.hardsextube.com