Posts Tagged ‘police jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 2/24/12

Friday, February 24th, 2012

Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Joke Of The Day - 12/29/11

Thursday, December 29th, 2011

Q. What is the only animal with an asshole in the middle of its back?
A. A police horse.

Joke Of The Day - 1/30/11

Sunday, January 30th, 2011

Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Joke Of The Day - 12/8/10

Wednesday, December 8th, 2010

Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Joke Of The Day - 11/25/10

Thursday, November 25th, 2010

Q. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A. They suspected it of fowl play.

Joke Of The Day - 11/19/10

Friday, November 19th, 2010

Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Joke of the day - 3/3/10

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

Q. What’s the difference between a police car and a porcupine?
A. Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Joke of the day - 5/30/09

Saturday, May 30th, 2009

Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.