Posts Tagged ‘period jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 3/4/12

Sunday, March 4th, 2012

Q. What is the closest thing similar to a woman’s period?
A. Your salary it comes once a month lasts about 5 days and if it does not come means you are in big trouble.

Joke Of The Day - 1/11/12

Wednesday, January 11th, 2012

Q. What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
A. They both only change their pads after every third period!

Joke Of The Day - 12/6/11

Tuesday, December 6th, 2011

Q. What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?
A. See you next period.

Joke Of The Day - 11/30/11

Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

Q. What is the definition of a menstrual period?
A. A bloody waste of fucking time.

Joke Of The Day - 8/22/11

Monday, August 22nd, 2011

Q. How can you tell if a midgets having her period?
A. She keeps tripping over the string.

Joke Of The Day - 1/23/11

Sunday, January 23rd, 2011

Q. What is the definition of a menstrual period?
A. A bloody waste of fucking time.

Joke Of The Day - 1/21/11

Friday, January 21st, 2011

Q. How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A. A 69 interrupted by a period.

Joke Of The Day - 1/10/11

Monday, January 10th, 2011

Q. What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
A. They both only change their pads after every third period!

Joke Of The Day - 12/12/10

Sunday, December 12th, 2010

Q. How can you tell if a midgets having her period?
A. She keeps tripping over the string.

Joke Of The Day - 9/16/10

Thursday, September 16th, 2010

Q. How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
A. Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from.