Posts Tagged ‘penis’

Joke of the day - 5/20/09

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

Q: Why do men always give their penis a name?
A: Because they don’t want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them.

Vacation Picture You Were Not Suppose To Show

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

Big Sisters

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

9/25/08 “Head” lines

Thursday, September 25th, 2008
Family Sues Disneyland For Dog That Mauled Toddler
No bailout agreement after Barak, McCain, and Bush White House meeting
WTVG High School Responds to Gang Clothing
Bomb Squad called to Citizens Bank Park for some hot dogs
Ex crashes wedding with crowbar and razor
Please don’t mess with our soldiers!
WCPO Eighth-Grade Boy Fights For Right To Wear Makeup
Bizarre Dutch law allows cannabis smoking but fines tobacco users!
Neck Tattoos Gaining Popularity? With Who?
Naked man falls to death after being hit by Taser in NYC
Unhappy John calls cops on his hooker
Penis mascots for the PA lottery
China banks told to halt lending to US banks
Is Mr. Playboy going bankrupt and losing the girls?

Fish Found in Boy’s Penis

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

A 2cm long fish apparently found it’s way into the penis of a 14-year-old boy from India in a bizarre medical case.

The patient was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period. According to the boy, the fish slipped into his penis while he was cleaning his aquarium at home.

Professor Vezhaventhan and Professor Jeyaraman, who treated the boy and later wrote a paper on the case, explained: “While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms.”

Read full story at: The Daily Telegraph

Look your daughter’s first day of School!

Thursday, September 4th, 2008