Joke Of The Day - 3/6/11
Sunday, March 6th, 2011Q. What is the definition of a vagina?
A. The box a penis comes in.
Posts Tagged ‘penis jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 1/18/11
Tuesday, January 18th, 2011Q. Why do men always give their penis a name?
A. Because they don’t want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them.
Joke Of The Day - 11/22/10
Monday, November 22nd, 2010Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them the harder they get.
Joke Of The Day - 11/5/10
Friday, November 5th, 2010Q. What did the left nut say to the right nut?
A. The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!
Joke Of The Day - 10/6/10
Wednesday, October 6th, 2010Q. Why do men have a hole in their penis?
A. So they can think with an open mind.
Joke Of The Day - 8/17/10
Tuesday, August 17th, 2010Q. What’s the difference between a penis and a bonus?
A. Your wife will always blow your bonus!
Joke Of The Day - 8/6/10
Friday, August 6th, 2010Q. Whats long, hard and erects stuff?
A. A Crane!
Joke Of The Day - 7/16/10
Friday, July 16th, 2010Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!
Joke of the day - 6/2/10
Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A. So men can be open minded.
Joke of the day - 4/12/10
Monday, April 12th, 2010Q. Why did God give men penises?
A. So they have at least one way to shut a woman up.
