Posts Tagged ‘penis jokes’
Tuesday, April 17th, 2012
Q. What does a rubix cube and a Penis have in common?
A. The more you play with it the harder it gets.
Tags: how to solve rubix cube, penis jokes, rubix cube jokes, rubix cube solutions
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Sunday, April 8th, 2012
Q. What is the difference between a penis and a bonus?
A. Your wife will always blow your bonus!
Tags: blow jobs, blow jokes, bonus jokes, bonuses, penis jokes, wife jokes
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Saturday, March 31st, 2012
Q. Why did God give men penises?
A. So we would have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Tags: god jokes, how to shut women up, penis jokes, penises
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Monday, February 27th, 2012
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them the harder they get.
Tags: harder jokes, penis jokes, rubix cube, solving rubix cube
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Monday, January 16th, 2012
Q. Why does a dog lick its penis?
A. Because it can not make a fist.
Tags: dog jokes, dog penis, fisting jokes, licking ass, penis jokes, sick jokes
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Sunday, December 4th, 2011
Q. Why do men always give their penis a name?
A. Because they don’t want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them.
Tags: dick jokes, penis jokes, penis names, women jokes
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Monday, November 28th, 2011
Q. A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis.
A. Her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
Tags: blow job jokes, daughter jokes, mom jokes, penis jokes, tongue jokes
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Sunday, July 3rd, 2011
Q. A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis.
A. Her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
Tags: blow job jokes, mother daughter jokes, penis jokes, spelling jokes, tongue jokes
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Saturday, June 25th, 2011
Q. What do a Rubik’s Cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them the harder they get.
Tags: hard jokes, one line jokes, penis jokes, Rubik’s Cube jokes, Rubik’s cube tricks
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Monday, April 18th, 2011
Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!
Tags: condom jokes, dick jokes, funny sex jokes, going in jokes, penis jokes, sex jokes
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