Joke Of The Day - 1/16/12
Monday, January 16th, 2012Q. Why does a dog lick its penis?
A. Because it can not make a fist.
Posts Tagged ‘penis jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 12/4/11
Sunday, December 4th, 2011Q. Why do men always give their penis a name?
A. Because they don’t want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them.
Joke Of The Day - 11/28/11
Monday, November 28th, 2011Q. A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis.
A. Her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
Joke of the day - 7/3/11
Sunday, July 3rd, 2011Q. A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis.
A. Her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
Joke Of The Day - 6/25/11
Saturday, June 25th, 2011Q. What do a Rubik’s Cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them the harder they get.
Joke Of The Day - 4/18/11
Monday, April 18th, 2011Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!
Joke Of The Day - 3/6/11
Sunday, March 6th, 2011Q. What is the definition of a vagina?
A. The box a penis comes in.
Joke Of The Day - 1/18/11
Tuesday, January 18th, 2011Q. Why do men always give their penis a name?
A. Because they don’t want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them.
Joke Of The Day - 11/22/10
Monday, November 22nd, 2010Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them the harder they get.
Joke Of The Day - 11/5/10
Friday, November 5th, 2010Q. What did the left nut say to the right nut?
A. The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!
