Posts Tagged ‘penis jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 4/17/12

Tuesday, April 17th, 2012

Q. What does a rubix cube and a Penis have in common?
A. The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Joke Of The Day - 4/8/12

Sunday, April 8th, 2012

Q. What is the difference between a penis and a bonus?
A. Your wife will always blow your bonus!

Joke Of The Day - 3/31/12

Saturday, March 31st, 2012

Q. Why did God give men penises?
A. So we would have at least one way to shut a woman up.

Joke Of The Day - 2/27/12

Monday, February 27th, 2012

Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them the harder they get.

Joke Of The Day - 1/16/12

Monday, January 16th, 2012

Q. Why does a dog lick its penis?
A. Because it can not make a fist.

Joke Of The Day - 12/4/11

Sunday, December 4th, 2011

Q. Why do men always give their penis a name?
A. Because they don’t want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them.

Joke Of The Day - 11/28/11

Monday, November 28th, 2011

Q. A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis.
A. Her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.

Joke of the day - 7/3/11

Sunday, July 3rd, 2011

Q. A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis.
A. Her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.

Joke Of The Day - 6/25/11

Saturday, June 25th, 2011

Q. What do a Rubik’s Cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them the harder they get.

Joke Of The Day - 4/18/11

Monday, April 18th, 2011

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!