The Penis Request
Saturday, April 4th, 2009
I, the penis, request a pay raise due to the following reasons:
1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4. I work weekends & holidays.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in dark areas with poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. I may be exposed to disease.
Dear penis,Your request has been denied for the following reasons:
1. U don’t work 8 hours straight.
2. U work in short spurts and fall asleep after each brief work period.
3. U don’t stay in your designated area and arefrequently found in other locations.
4. U don’t take initiative and must be stimulated to start working.
5. U leave your work place messy at the end of your shift.
6. You are unable to work overtime or double shifts.
7. U sometimes leave your designated work area before completing the assigned task.
8. You have constantly been seen entering & exiting the work place with two suspicious bags.
