Posts Tagged ‘one liners’

Joke of the day - 8/2/11

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2011

Q. What do Lifesavers do that a man can’t?
A. Come in eight flavors.

Joke of the day - 5/2/10

Sunday, May 2nd, 2010

Q. Whats long hard and full of seamen?
A. A submarine

Great Baseball Headline

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

Joke of the day - 4/21/09

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A. Goes-in-tight!

Joke of the day - 1/12/09

Monday, January 12th, 2009

Q: What do Disney World & VIAGRA have in common?
A: They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.