Joke of the day - 9/30/09
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009Q. Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A. They’re cheaper than day rates.
Posts Tagged ‘one liner jokes’
Joke of the day - 9/28/09
Monday, September 28th, 2009Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A. A rooster clucks defiance and a lawyer fucks da clients.
Joke of the day - 7/29/09
Wednesday, July 29th, 2009Q. Why do soldiers wear condoms?
A. So the enemy doesn’t seem ‘em coming!
Joke of the day - 7/15/09
Wednesday, July 15th, 2009Q. Why was the Egyptian boy confused?
A. His daddy was really a mummy.
Joke of the day - 7/12/09
Sunday, July 12th, 2009Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A. They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.
Joke of the day - 3/21/09
Saturday, March 21st, 2009Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A. Gagged
