Joke Of The Day - 8/14/11
Sunday, August 14th, 2011Q. Why do soldiers wear condoms?
A. So the enemy does not seem them coming!
Posts Tagged ‘one liner jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 8/10/11
Wednesday, August 10th, 2011Q. What is the worst thing about sleeping with Willie Nelson?
A. It is not really Willie Nelson!
Joke of the day - 7/21/11
Thursday, July 21st, 2011Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
A. They are fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to find out.
Joke Of The Day - 3/11/11
Friday, March 11th, 2011Q. What is a diaphragm?
A. A trampoline for dickheads.
Joke Of The Day - 1/7/11
Friday, January 7th, 2011Q. What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
A. One slip of the tongue and you are in deep shit.
Joke of the day - 3/31/10
Wednesday, March 31st, 2010Q. What did one tampon say to the other?
A. Nothing they were both stuck up bitches.
Joke of the day - 2/24/10
Wednesday, February 24th, 2010Q. Why are pubic Hairs so curly?
A. So they don’t poke her eye out.
Joke of the day - 2/9/10
Tuesday, February 9th, 2010Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mom.
Joke of the day - 11/24/09
Tuesday, November 24th, 2009Q. What’s six inches long that women love?
A. Folding money.
Joke of the day - 10/5/09
Monday, October 5th, 2009Q. Why doesn’t a chicken wear pants?
A. Because his pecker is on his head!
